いいさ、デブ！

いいさ、デブ、いいよ、デブ
むしろ、デブ、包容力〜
いいさ、デブ、いいよ、デブ
かなり、デブ、みんなデブ、デブの勝ち

相対性理論では、E=mc2（いーいこーるえむしーすくえあ）
つまり、体重が重い方が
光子力ロケット、遠くまで行ける

だから、デブ、素敵、デブ
デブの力を、見せてやれ
お前デブ、俺もデブ
スリムなんて、羨ましくない

久しぶりにあった友達、開口一番、太ったねと
言われるくらい、ときは流れ
脂肪のかたまり、モーパッサン

いいさ、デブ、鋭いデブ
ナイフのように切れるデブ
ここにデブ、そこにデブ
今日も食べるぜあぶらみ、とろけるぜ

いいさ、デブ、いいよデブ
むしろ、デブ、包まれて
つまり、デブ、そして、デブ
やせもいいけど、デブもいい

エリを立てて街角を通り過ぎて
コノハが風にまっても寒くない

…デブだから。。。。


── It's Fine, Big Love ──

It's fine, big love,
All right, big love,
Big heart, big arms,
Big sky above.
It's fine, big love,
All right, big love,
Pretty big, really big,
Big love wins tonight.

Einstein said it long ago,
E equals m c squared, you know.
So if your mass is mighty bright,
Your photon rocket flies all night.

So hey, big love,
Shine on, big love,
Show the world your power now,
Let your big star rise above.
You're big, I'm big,
Everybody's big,
Slim is fine, but never mind,
Big is also king.

Met an old friend after years,
First thing that they said to me:
"Hey, you got fat!" — yes, my dear,
Time became my destiny.
A ball of fat,
Boule de Suif,
Maupassant is watching me.
Round and proud,
Soft and loud,
That is how I'm meant to be.

It's fine, big love,
Sharp mind, big love,
Cutting like a kitchen knife,
Still soft enough to hug.
Here a big, there a big,
Everywhere a big, big beat.
Today I eat that melting fat,
Juicy, oily, sweet.

It's fine, big love,
All right, big love,
Wrap the world in warm embrace,
Like a cloud above.
Maybe slim is good,
Maybe slim is fine,
But big is good and big is love,
And big is also mine.

With my collar standing high,
I walk the windy street.
Leaves may dance around my face,
But I don't feel the freeze.
Why not?
Because I'm big.