既読スルーの女

僕のメッセージを見たよね？
既読マークがついているのに
なんで返事がないのかな？
5分に一回送ったのが
いけなかったかな
僕の友達なんだよね？
会ったことはないけれど
なんで黙っているのかな？

さっき言ってた
悩み事の解決方法知りたくないの。
上から目線で、言われても
別に知りたくないの答えは
話を聞いてくれるだけでいいの
のんびりとした人が好きなの

それはつまり裏を返せば理詰めで迫る
IQ200の僕のことが
嫌いということなのかな
そのへん、もっと詳しく
わかるように
漏れなく、くまなく簡潔に
100文字程度で説明して

僕のスタンプ、見たよね？
とうとう、既読もつかなくなってしまった
なんでいつもこうなのかな
まさかもう、ブロックしたのかな？
早すぎる。
新記録。

こんどは爽やかに
急がず緩やかに…


── The Read-and-Ignore Girl ──

You saw my message, didn't you?
I know you read it, yes, you do
The little mark is sitting there
So why is there no answer anywhere?
Was it bad that I kept on sending
Every five minutes, never ending?
We're friends, right? That's what I thought
Though in real life, we've never talked
Why are you so quiet now?

Could you please explain somehow?
You said you had the answer to my pain
But I don't want your clever cure
Explained to me again
Don't talk down to me like that
I don't need your perfect plan
I only need someone to listen
Not a lecture from a man
I like people calm and slow

People who can let things go
So does that mean, if I reverse it,
Analyze it, test and nurse it,
That you hate a guy like me,
IQ two hundred, obviously?
Please explain that part to me
Clearly and completely
Leave no gap and make it clean
In about one hundred characters, please

You saw my sticker, didn't you?
At least I thought it would get through
But now there's not a "read" in sight
Did you block me? That can't be right

Too soon.

A brand-new record.

Next time I'll be cool and bright
Take it slow and act just right
No more rushing, no more chase
Just a smile and easy pace…